It’s the Titanic of war films: the plot from a late-century soap opera that just happens to take place at Pearl Harbor. This game is applicable to each Michael Bay film, but it’s especially applicable to Pearl Harbor, another entry in the long and ugly list of Hollywood period pieces guilty of blatant false advertising. Though after watching two of Bay’s films in as many months, I certainly understand the urge, and sympathize. The management of And You Thought It Was Safe(?) neither endorses nor encourages anyone to pull a Leaving Las Vegas. (Caution: The Michael Bay Drinking Game is for entertainment purposes only. This, though – THIS is the movie’s real concern. “And tonight you’ll be taking home… a brand new girlfriend!” (Applause)
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